Q. What did the blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office
| Divorce jokes
A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you ha
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If six children and two dogs were under
| Weather jokes
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.
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The newlyweds
| Marriage jokes
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation/honeymoon. The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, "Well, hi Jimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see." A fr
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What is the difference between a dog and
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !