Doctor Doctor I feel like a

A pirate was talking to a

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate,

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What is a bee's favourite classical music

| Insect jokes

What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !

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Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do

| Halloween jokes

Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE

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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

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A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On

| Bird jokes

A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round and and no matter what you hear I do not want

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Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!