Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa
A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. “Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.” And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh Lord,” he prayed, “I thank Thee for the food which I am about to receive.”
What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ?
What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ? A firefly with a short circuit !
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
Pigs don’t look very smart to me.
Pigs don’t look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer’s ear?
Why is a racehorse like a letter?
Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
What’s a moo hoo for a darling bull?
What’s a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
What’s a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
What’s a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
What is even bigger than an elephant ?
What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch