What do you call a telephone call from

When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he

| Marriage jokes

When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"

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Producer: Would you call your leading

| Movie and TV jokes

Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.

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Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.

| Bath jokes

Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."

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What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing

| Christmas jokes

What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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FIRST MONSTER: I fancy

| Monster jokes

FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.

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What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !