A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and
| Horse jokes
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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A seal walks into a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
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Why did the Easter Bunny have to
| Easter jokes
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
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What did the snowman order at MacDonalds
| Snowman jokes
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
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Why do waiters
| Gorilla jokes
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!
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A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, “Cruise Special — $99!”. She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.” The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating. A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, “Do they serve refreshments on this cruise? The second blonde replies, ” They didn’t last year.”