Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
| Face jokes
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!
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ELF NO. 1: What did
| Christmas jokes
ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!
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What did they call Dracula when he won the
| Sport jokes
What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
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A woman entered a psychiatrist's
| Mental health jokes
A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! "
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Customer: Do you have
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.
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Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!