What do you call a pig who’s been

Young man, do you think you can handle a

| Business jokes

Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? "I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."

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How did the telephones get married ?

| Telephone jokes

How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !

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Why did the nurse always insist on

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride

| Horse jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

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A local priest and pastor stood by the side

| Religious jokes

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around

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What do you call a pig who’s been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !