How did the rabbit become a wrestling
| Rabbit jokes
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
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A bum asks a man for $2.
| Marriage jokes
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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Three people die, a Doctor a school
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?' The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, 'you may go in.
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Did you hear about the
| Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.
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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.