Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her
| Cat jokes
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
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Why won't the witch
| Pig jokes
Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
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An accountant dies and
| Heaven and hell jokes
An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of accountant are you?" says St Peter "Public Practitioner," is the reply. "Name?" He gives his name. St Peter goes through some files and pulls one out. "Oh, yes. We've bee
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What do you get when you cross a telephone
| Telephone jokes
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
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What have I got in
| Bus jokes
What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!
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The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me.” So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men,” says the Sergeant. “Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander.” Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. “Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn’t you be a bit more tactful, next time?” “Yes, sir,” answered the Sarge. A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath’s mother died. You’d better go tell him and send him in to see me . This time be more tactful.” So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. “Ok, men, fall in and listen up.” “Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward.” “Not so fast, McGrath!”