Guidry called in Plotke, the painter,
| Idiot and fool jokes
Guidry called in Plotke, the painter, for an estimate to paint his house. "How much you gonna charge me?" asked Guidry. "Twenty dollars an hour," replied Plotke. "Good Lord!" exclaimed the home owner. "I wouldn't pay Michelangelo that price!" "I tell you one thing, mister," said the painter. "I
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The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic
| Book title jokes
The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic
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How is a woman like a condom?
| Dirty jokes
How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Look over there! Said the frightened
| Various animal jokes
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !