Loomis: Does your dog have a license?
| Idiot and fool jokes
Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.
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Father Christmas:
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!
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Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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President Thieu
| Vietnamese
Back when Vietnam was still separated as North and South, the president of South Vietnam then was President Thieun As he was getting a lot of unfavorable treatment from his own country's news agencies, he invited Tara Singh, a journalist from Malaysia, to brief him about the setup of Bernama. Afte
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Once there was a millionaire
| Humor jokes
Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a propositi
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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!