Q: How can
| Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes.
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Did you hear about the Montana moron
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?
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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
| Men jokes
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
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How do you drive an accountant completely
| Accountant jokes
How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. “There’s a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning.” “Who shall I call,” her husband asked, “police or ambulance?”