What does the aardvark take sailing?

How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome.

| Humor jokes

How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome. "

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Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also,

| Military jokes

Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."

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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their

| Men jokes

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.

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After an overnight flight to meet my father

| Aviation jokes

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs officia

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An Illinois man pretending to have a

| Idiot and fool jokes

An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

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What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!