Why was the horse all charged up?
| Horse jokes
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
| Aardvark jokes
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
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Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in
| Idiot and fool jokes
Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat. "How we gonna get the water out?" asked Mayne. "Easy," said Willard. "We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out." The men dril
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What's the biggest moth in the
| Insect jokes
What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !
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Q: How many military information officers
| Military jokes
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
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Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!