How is a woman like a condom?

Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in

| Idiot and fool jokes

Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat. "How we gonna get the water out?" asked Mayne. "Easy," said Willard. "We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out." The men dril

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According to inside contacts, the Japanese

| Business jokes

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaok

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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when

| Farmer jokes

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed you

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A defense attorney was cross-examining

| Police jokes

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provi

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What does an educated owl say?

| Bird jokes

What does an educated owl say? Whom.

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How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.