Motorist: Does a deer have a
| Car and train jokes
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
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Have you heard about the
| Elephant jokes
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
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Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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Traffic was backed up for miles, the police
| Police jokes
Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said "It's Al Gore. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations." "Donations!" I said, "How much you got s
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Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
| Baby jokes
Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
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According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse. Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale, and it is (you guessed it!) going for a song. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.