A defense attorney was cross-examining

Q: What changes would occur in your

| Car and train jokes

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How do you keep a programmer in the shower

| Computer jokes

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

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Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in

| Humor jokes

Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring.

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What do you call an ant in space ?

| Ant jokes

What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !

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An American automobile company and a Japanese

| Business jokes

An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they were as ready as they could be. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterwards, th

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A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial – it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provided this description? A. The officer who responded to the scene. Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so- called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A. Yes sir, with my life. Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer – do you have a locker room in the police station – a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties? A. Yes sir, we do. Q. And do you have a locker in that room? A. Yes sir, I do. Q. And do you have a lock on your locker? A. Yes sir. Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life , that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers? A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.