What's the difference between an injured
| Elephant jokes
What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
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One day a boy was drowning in a near by
| Firefighter jokes
One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With great amazement water was pooring from the boys mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more wate
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Who delivers Easter treats to all the
| Easter jokes
Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!
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Johnny was asked
| Religious jokes
Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. "When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked
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An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.
| Religious jokes
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest knocked on the wall. The drunk said forget it buddy there's no paper in here either.
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Tower: Lufthansa 893, you’re number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ….. We’ve checked, they’re all working.