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There is a

| Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box

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What happened to the entertainer who did

| Cannibal jokes

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

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Why do you have to wait so long for a

| Car and train jokes

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their

| E-mail jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.

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An award should go to the United Airlines gate

| Aviation jokes

An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled. A single ag

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You Might be a Marine Wife if: 1. Your mail goes to four addresses in two countries before it reaches you. 2. You earned an Accounting degree by deciphering your husband’s LES and running a family on what was ACTUALLY deposited. 3. “Savings” sounds like a great idea and you hope to someday have some. 4. Sex – see #3. 5. You can simultaneously be a control freak, change plans on a moment’s notice, yet you are not being treated for schizophrenia. 6. You know the Tricare regulations/procedures better than their service reps. 7. You know what forms you need better than your husband’s Admin clerk. 8. You are strangely attracted (or repulsed) by the color green. 9. You can calculate the cost of a 5-minute phone call from any country, any time, on up to four different calling plans. 10. At a distance, you can pick out your husband from 100 other men with identical haircuts and clo thes. 11. The face paint in your closet is NOT for your children. 12. Name tapes are not just for kids.