A Deaf mute walks into
| Dirty jokes
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his
[ read more ]
What did the maths homework website say to
| Internet jokes
What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.
[ read more ]
What type of wind is named after both
| Weather jokes
What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic
[ read more ]
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
| Farmer jokes
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging
[ read more ]
Question: What goes up and never comes
| Humor jokes
Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up
[ read more ]
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.