On the steps of this church two pan handlers
| Religious jokes
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other - a star of David. Of course, most of the church goers generously gave to the cross wearer and the other was overlooked. Finally the Pastor approached the Jew and sugg
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How come it takes so little time for a
| Answer me this jokes
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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Q: How many Cancerians does
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!
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Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, “We don’t serve your kind in here.” One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, “Why not? We’re cultured individuals.”