A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man,
| Lawyer jokes
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from." The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the re
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Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf
| Sport jokes
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, that's awful!" "You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the b
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Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
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What did the calf say to the silo?
| Cow jokes
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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How many seasons are there in a dogs life
| Dog jokes
How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !
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Q: What’s the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.