What did the banana say to the vibrator?

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a

| Vampire jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.

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Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?

| Blind jokes

Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

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What kind of hair do oceans have

| Hair and bald jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !

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Why don't cows ever have any

| Cow jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What cloud is so lazy because it will not get

| Weather jokes

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? “I don’t know why you’re shaking…she’s gonna EAT me!”