Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the
| Business jokes
Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?" Boss: "Right. Except for the 'us' part."
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One night, this guy come
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. "What's the matter?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a wh
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Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a
| Elephant jokes
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
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What is the witches motto ?
| Witch jokes
What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !
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What's a cow's favorite moosical
| Cow jokes
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man’s oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked “How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that?” The old man whispered back, “Easy. I told her I was 90!”