A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in

Three guys are

| Dirty jokes

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes late

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George knocked on the door of his friend's

| Children jokes

George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'can Albert come out to play?' 'No, said the mother, 'it's too cold. 'Well, then,' said George, ' can his football come out to play ?'

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Tell me, said the hiker to the

| Farmer jokes

Tell me, said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'll have to go by yourself!"

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Which bird ran for President?

| Bird jokes

Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another

| School jokes

Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

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A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car… Who is driving the car? A police officer!