Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
| Dirty jokes
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not
| Cow jokes
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !
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Q: How many Scotsmen does it
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark'
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Q: Why do men float better than
| Men jokes
Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.
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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?
| Car and train jokes
Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.
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