Customer: Waiter, I

The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and

| Military jokes

The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building". The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines

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How can you tell the

| Food jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.

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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a

| Cannibal jokes

Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !

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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the

| Cannibal jokes

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

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Customer: Waiter, I can’t eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don’t have a fork.