Why do you have to wait so long for a

Two psychiatrists were walking down a

| Mental health jokes

Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."

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At recent trade talks the American

| Police jokes

At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we

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Your momma is so fat that her measurements

| Yo momma jokes

Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

| Dog jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!

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Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.