What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his

| Horse jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

| Humor jokes

Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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How do you fix a broken website?

| Internet jokes

How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

| Bird jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.