How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
| Witch jokes
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.
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What do you get if
| Car and train jokes
What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.
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What kind of baseball do burgers
| Burger jokes
What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!
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Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables
| Criminal jokes
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
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Me: "What is that noise?"
| Computer jokes
Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me: "Like a fax machine or something?" Customer: "I don't know. Some
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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten…”