Q: What do you call cheese that's not
| Food jokes
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
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What happens when you throw
| Gorilla jokes
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!
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A small boy was
| Political jokes
A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?" "About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly. "NO!" exploded the teacher.. "I mean, how MANY members does it have? How did you get 5 feet 2 inches?" "Well," replied the boy, "my father is 6 feet tall and every
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A man walks into a pub
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
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Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple,
| Marriage jokes
Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her hu
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!