A man is walking down the street
| Travel and tourist jokes
A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river. Another man is walking down the str
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A hungry lion was
| Various animal jokes
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows
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Men are like coolers.
| Men jokes
Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
| Ghost jokes
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
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One Scot came back from work earlier then usual
| Ethnic jokes
One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house. - Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.
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A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, “I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question–how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?” “I bet you use high-powered tranquilizer dart guns, right?” “Oh no!” the experienced biologist replied, “we use an ancient Eskimo technique, developed centuries ago. First, we dig a huge hole in the ice. Next, we place a circle of green peas all the way around the hole. Then, we go hide behind some ice blocks and wait. Finally, when a polar bear comes up to take a pea, we kick him in the ice-hole !!!”