Three blondes are
| Dirty jokes
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my
| School jokes
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
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A guy goes up to this girl
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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As migration approached, two elderly vultures
| Aviation jokes
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No, tha
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How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !