Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.
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A man went into a store to buy some condoms.
| Dirty jokes
A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."
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What are the cleverest bees ?
| Insect jokes
What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !
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Did you hear about the Oklahoma
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy.
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What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
| Fishing jokes
What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you like to dance?” The girl says, “I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you.” The guy says, “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.”