What do you call a chicken that crosses the road
| Bird jokes
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.
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Why aren't burgers the
| Halloween jokes
Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!
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#NAME?'t
| Military jokes
#NAME?'t show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the general's arrival. Finally, the general comes in. - Where have you been? asks the sentry. The sergeant has already asked about you four times.
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Policeman: Didn't you hear my
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
| Marriage jokes
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they’re both cracked!