Charley wanted to buy Farley a
| Birthday jokes
Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday
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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put
| Insect jokes
What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !
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Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three
| Cat jokes
Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!
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God created the donkey &
| Religious jokes
God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years. You will be a donkey. " The donkey answered: " I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is too
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
| Food jokes
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.