Charley wanted to buy Farley a

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

| Burger jokes

How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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What is a tornado ?

| Weather jokes

What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !

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What kind of ghosts haunt operating

| Dead and dying jokes

What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.

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Q: Why did

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a

| Military jokes

At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a private to throw a grenade at a pracitice training course. He ran about 10 yards away to be safe, and yelled the instructions. "Pull the pin, throw and hit the dirt!" The private proceeds to do so, and throws the explosive directly at the sergeant!

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Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type ‘Happy Birthday