Why do the elephants have short tails
| Elephant jokes
Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !
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First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
| Space jokes
First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
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While away at a convention, an
| Dirty jokes
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the ex
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What does a bunny use when it goes
| Rabbit jokes
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do
| Clinton jokes
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.
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Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company … Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn’t work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth. Susan, after a pause: I’d like to cancel the policy on my husband.