Q: What is the definition of a Soviet
| Music jokes
Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
| Fishing jokes
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !
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Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
| Bus jokes
Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!
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An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for
| Military jokes
An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slo
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How do snails get their shells all
| Various animal jokes
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. “Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?” she asked. “No, thanks,” replied the vultures. “They’re carrion.”