If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
| Apple jokes
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink
| Weather jokes
Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!
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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
| Zoo jokes
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. "So how was it?" Elaine asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Jordan replied.
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One day an Englishman, an
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fishe
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Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.