How did the chickens dance at the Christmas
| Christmas jokes
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !
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An elderly lady did her shopping and,
| Old age jokes
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, scumbags !"
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If storks bring
| Monster jokes
If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.
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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on
| Pig jokes
What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"
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Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
| Cow jokes
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!
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What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !