The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to
| Religious jokes
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so
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What's brown and furry on the inside and
| King Kong jokes
What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm
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What do reindeer say before telling you
| Various animal jokes
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !
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While away at a convention, an
| Dirty jokes
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the ex
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Two men,
| Criminal jokes
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.