An American manufacturer is showing his
| Business jokes
An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building. "Your workers, they're escaping!" cries the visitor. "You've got to stop them." "Do
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Why type of lightning likes to play
| Weather jokes
Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning
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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat
| Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !
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And how much of that stack of hay did you
| Religious jokes
And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh? the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence," said Kavanaugh. "I'm goin' after the rest of it tonight!"
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Two men were changing in the locker room
| Marriage jokes
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a laptop computer. You’re just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.