Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
| Snake jokes
Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.
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What did the maggot say to another ?
| Insect jokes
What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
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Dewey and Odell met
| Baby jokes
Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin' ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?" "Uh huh," answered Odell. "We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enoug
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Why do pigs love Halloween?
| Pig jokes
Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin.
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Miles Dobson was away from home on business
| Marriage jokes
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today." "What! In the obituary column! That's not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I'll sue 'em." "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously, "wh
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A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.