Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's

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Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What does a cat go to sleep on ?

| Insect jokes

What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !

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Pat and Mike were walking down the

| Religious jokes

Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time'. Pat enters the confessional and says,' Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman'. The priest asks, 'was it Mrs Murph

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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?

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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

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Yankee & Vietnamese

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On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, ""What kind of ""ese"" are you? ""Excuse me?"" ""What kind of ""ese"" are you?"" ""Excuse me, I don't understand what you meant."" ""Stupid! Are you Vietnamese, Chinese or Japanese?"" ""Oh! I

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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan’s reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. “So how was it?” Elaine asked when they returned home. “Great,” Little Jordan replied. “Did you and your father have a good time?” asked Elaine. “Yeah, Daddy especially liked it,” exclaimed Jordan, excitedly, “especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!”