Can you read Chinese? “Yes, but only

Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who

| Car and train jokes

Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one's exposure. One third of traffic accidents are c

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An inexperienced real estate

| Salesmen jokes

An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there and sell him a boat."

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What's the longest piece of furniture in the

| School jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

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What do you call a man

| Fishing jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

| Dead and dying jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Can you read Chinese? “Yes, but only when it’s printed in English.”