Why are pigs such great
| Pig jokes
Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting.
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Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
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How many C++ programmers does it take to
| Computer jokes
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
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How do witches lose
| Witch jokes
How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.
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Why did the women cross the road? Well thats
| Women jokes
Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
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After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection – a baseball bat – to the cash register. “Cash or charge?” the clerk asked. “Cash,” I snapped. Then, apologizing for my rudeness, I explained, “I’ve spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau.” “Shall I giftwrap the bat?” the clerk asked sweetly. “Or are you going back there?”