Why are pigs such great

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother

| Old age jokes

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

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What newspaper do cows read?

| Cow jokes

What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.

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What's a glow worms

| Insect jokes

What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !

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Its clear said the teacher, "That you

| School jokes

Its clear said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You

| Humor jokes

How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon

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Why are pigs such great football fans? They’re always rooting.