A friend and I were standing in line at a
| Food jokes
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here
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Why is a cat like a penny?
| Money jokes
Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Yo mama head so small she use
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
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Two cannibals were having their
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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How are you getting on
| Internet jokes
How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.
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Its clear said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?” “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!”