Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why
| School jokes
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
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Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
| Cowboy jokes
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.
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Q: Have you heard about the Irish
| Idiot and fool jokes
Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list.
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Father Christmas lost
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.